i almost converted to Judaism once.

everyone at the Temple was really nice to me, except the nasty old Rabbi who ran the classes i was supposed to take. he wouldn't return any phone calls, and when i stood near him during class breaks, trying to get his attention, he ignored me and talked louder and faster to other people so i would go away. he wouldn't even look at me.

maybe he didn't like me cos my name is German ... i dunno. fuck him.

still makes me angry.