2005-03-15
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guys i almost ran out of my photo leftovers, but i'm sure you will love my artwork


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this picture was stolen. if i knew where i stole it, i'd surely specify the source [as any nice girl would do].


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my pornography spree FAQ:
Q: I really enjoy your pornography, but can you please put those images under lj-cut as i can't tolerate this stuff popping up on my workplace computer screen? Thanks!
A: I suggest you stop reading at your workplace and get down to work, you loafer!
Q: I really enjoy your pornography, but can you please put those images under lj-cut as my children might see it? Thanks!
A: I suggest you foster a more positive attitude towards sex and nudity in your children, you hypocrite!
Q: I don't enjoy your pornography at all, can you please stop posting it? Thanks!
A: oh you lier!
Q: I really enjoy your pornography, are you the author of all these arousing pictures?
A: no, it's all stolen!
Q: I really enjoy your pornography, but can you please put those images under lj-cut as i can't tolerate this stuff popping up on my workplace computer screen? Thanks!
A: I suggest you stop reading at your workplace and get down to work, you loafer!
Q: I really enjoy your pornography, but can you please put those images under lj-cut as my children might see it? Thanks!
A: I suggest you foster a more positive attitude towards sex and nudity in your children, you hypocrite!
Q: I don't enjoy your pornography at all, can you please stop posting it? Thanks!
A: oh you lier!
Q: I really enjoy your pornography, are you the author of all these arousing pictures?
A: no, it's all stolen!
bear market
my stocks continue to sag. more and more readers leave my serene journal without saying so much as 'goodbye, bitch. hope you die real soon' . later, i'll give you a full report of the aftermath of this mindless pornography spree
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these are phallic symbols. if you [or your manager] find it offensive, just let know. i will promptly put this picture under lj-cut


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omg, ok, i'm not posting nudes without an lj-cut anymore. you office guys are just taking all the game out of it.
i suggest you go on a killing spree to get rid of sysadmins or whoever stands between you and this natural beauty i'm posting here.
take a break, go postal!
i suggest you go on a killing spree to get rid of sysadmins or whoever stands between you and this natural beauty i'm posting here.
take a break, go postal!