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[vriad_lee]

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[istealcookies.livejournal.com]

so much sexier than American soldiers.........

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

i know you'd fuck them all!

[istealcookies.livejournal.com]

How'd you know that i live for gang bangs?!

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

each and every of your comments cries about that desperately! quite a gang band that would be, btw

[dikayasobaka.livejournal.com]

Кто такие?
На срочников вроде бы и не похожи...

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

а черт их знает! там военная часть, мимо которой мы гулять ходим, сегодня вот стояли

[poemtree.livejournal.com]

hot.

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

i know you'd sleep with the whole battalion!

[poemtree.livejournal.com]

no! but i would definitely give them a Sex Look and make them think so.

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

what is that drama going on in your journal about? what did you say to that person who deleted you?

[poemtree.livejournal.com]

oh god, it's hardly worth calling drama.

and now i'm receiving anonymous hate comments? hilarious.

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

yes, i saw anonimous hate comments. you're bound to receive anonymous hate comments because somehow, everyone imagines themselves your closest friends until you make them see otherwise? hello? lindsay, how do you do that? i want to learn that trick too.
also, hate comments are fun, as long as you know how to enjoy them.

[drfunmd.livejournal.com]

the one on the right with his back to the camera said, "why didn't you tell me you were wearing your gold belt? now we look like idiots, comrade." and the guy on the left says, "don't worry. i don't think anyone is going to notice our belts with this giant, vagina-shaped wreath i bought. it's called reverse psychology." and the first guy has said, "oh, ok. let's hunt for the red october later."

meanwhile the one second to right facing the camera is saying to the guy next to him, "what's with those gold belts? were we supposed to wear our gold belts?" and his buddy is going to say, "i don't think so. it's tuesday, right? no, i don't think so."

it's up to you to figure out in what tense this story takes place.

[poemtree.livejournal.com]

i am a misanthrope! every now and then people tend to forget that. they assume that i am joking, they think that it's endearing.

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

no way! look, everyone gives you the same sort of compliment over and over and over. it basically boils down to 'lindsay, fuck, you're my soul mate'. even i did that.

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

you make them sound so soviet, which is wrong. they are russian commandos, tovarisch!

[drfunmd.livejournal.com]

it's all trotsky to me, babe. na zdorovia!

[poemtree.livejournal.com]

yes, and yet i haven't met a single person who actually meant it.

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

of course, you had to say that. BITCH!

[poemtree.livejournal.com]

i haven't met you. prick!

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

oh your comebacks. and my reply is supposed to be 'we met on the internet'? hello, darling, how cute is that?

considering the date,

[emma-loy.livejournal.com]

I think the wrath and all ceremony is for St Valentine?

Re: considering the date,

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

yes, that would explain their lewd cormy expressions

[juicy-eli.livejournal.com]

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh very nice <3