vriad_lee | (no subject)

Home made shovels? They sure don't look very sturdy.

they are not home made, they are military unit made. i used to work with a shovel like that when i was a garbage man. i don't know, they are relatively sturdy. relatively

The guy in the front on the left is almost a cutie. The one on the far right is making a weird face.

out scouting for army boys? tsk-tsk-tsk!

i know you envy me, you'd be scouting for army boys yourself. WHORE

yeah, too bad i don't live in a village...all i get are occassional frightened-looking sailors on shore leave.

don't tell me about frightened-looking sailors, i'm trying to read poetry, and i don't need no hardons while reading poetry. it gets me --- distracted you know

sorry, if you call that almost a cutie than you are very picky, at best (at best!)

that's what you get for "trying to read poetry" instead of scouting for army boys.

i can't hunt for army boys at night, that's sick. because they hide in barracks at night, and i'm not going there. i'm all for joyful sex, but gang rape just isn't my cup of wodka, especially if i have to play central part in it.

all right, fair enough. you make a valid point. carry on then with the poetry!

i knew i'd be understood

Russians have a unique nature, borne of their culture. Say what you will about the tyranny and fall of the U.S.S.R., but how often does a world superpower rise out of peasantry, when opposed at every turn by the reigning world empire? These boys show the determination that industrialized Russia against great odds.

Of course I'm picky, I'm a girl. Brad Pitt is a cutie, so it's saying a lot that he's almost a cutie.

Besides, almost or totally, I'd still shag him.

Hey, I've spent my fair share of nights in army barracks and I haven't been gang raped once!

That, and (except for the one on the far right) they're all pretty cute too!

we will bury you!

the way you go about pretty boys anywhere you see them, i'd be surprised if they gang-raped you, i'd rather imagine them hiding in pantries, cellars and under cots while you were scouting the territory looking for a fuck.

oh boy did i doubt that. i run into girls who'd shag anybody latey (hello, lindsay!).

Not with those shovels, you won't.

I wonder if the one with no hands is thinking "Ha, ha, no hands, no have to shovel!"

I wouldn't shag anybody...

Mostly anybody every once in a while, but not all the time.

I do not go scouting for fucks.

But if I happen to see one, I don't run away.

my advice, assume an active position!