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vriad_lee ([personal profile] vriad_lee) wrote2006-02-26 02:55 pm

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GOD RUSSIAN JEWS RUSSIAL JEWS EVERYWHERE LORD PLEASE DELIVER ME LORD

[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
they infested my friends list! everyone i check turns out to be a russian jewish mutt. PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE ONE OF THEM

[identity profile] emma-loy.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
it is soooooo typical for us russian jews to hate our own! i was never such a boiling casserol of hatred as i was in NY's jewelers' block wnen they all were dragging around in their kippas giving me nasty looks for wearing shorts which degraded my splendid jewish princess' looks. they weren't russian jews exactly though. they were a few stations down from this fortune.

[identity profile] inconvenience.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmhm.
The ones at Brighton Beach are awful.

Although, ones my age, some...some..can be fun. Like this hot girl from Brooklyn who is vegan-dyke and a Russian Jew. Sometimes, some pop out of the mold.

[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
sorry, i'm after the russian-jewish mutts, specifically. THEY ARE VERMINATING MY JOURNAL

[identity profile] emma-loy.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
don't be stupid! russian jews are crème de la crème. you should be prout they visit your stinking place!

[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm prout, i'm very prout in fact -- like a sprout!

[identity profile] kazablanka.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
pardon the heck out of me, but i'm no mutt. i'm 100% jew. israli-born and bred. just wanted to make that clear, ei? :)

[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
PLEASE DON'T LIE TO ME. you speak russian, ok? i rest my case.

[identity profile] kazablanka.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
i also speak french, spanish and hebrew. what case? :)

[identity profile] kazablanka.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
seriously, though, dude. you really think any of my relatives during черта оседлости intermarried much with the local yokels? i think not. my great grandpapA was some sort of a rabbi down on the plains of the ukraine. no muttness, i don't think. just a bunch of jewness, for what it's worth.

[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-02-27 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
hello? i don't want to insinuate anything about your grandpas and grandmas, but i'm sure, -- you hear that? sure -- that you have a stanitsa-full of cossacks flowing about in your blood!
yes! just like that!

[identity profile] kazablanka.livejournal.com 2006-02-27 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
cossacks, ei? that, at least, is exciting! and could explain why i have a strange affinity for their songs.

[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-02-27 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
also, you're on my friends list, that's some sort of evidence too.

MUTTS ONLY

[identity profile] kazablanka.livejournal.com 2006-02-27 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
that's retroactive proof or something. i don't think it counts. :) but you really made me happy with this cossack thing. i find it awfully sexy.

[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-02-27 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
i enjoy making people happy, i think it's my mission. well, as far as you're concerned, mission complete!
sorry, i think my projects make me very stupid.

[identity profile] istealcookies.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
i think the word 'verminating' to be a bit harsh. i might have to hurt you.

[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-02-27 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
everyone is promising me things, but no one delivers. you won't hurt me you vermin!

[identity profile] inconvenience.livejournal.com 2006-02-26 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. We are totally invading.
Infecting.