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GOD RUSSIAN JEWS RUSSIAL JEWS EVERYWHERE LORD PLEASE DELIVER ME LORD

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sorry, i'm after the russian-jewish mutts, specifically. THEY ARE VERMINATING MY JOURNAL

don't be stupid! russian jews are crème de la crème. you should be prout they visit your stinking place!

i'm prout, i'm very prout in fact -- like a sprout!

pardon the heck out of me, but i'm no mutt. i'm 100% jew. israli-born and bred. just wanted to make that clear, ei? :)

PLEASE DON'T LIE TO ME. you speak russian, ok? i rest my case.

i also speak french, spanish and hebrew. what case? :)

seriously, though, dude. you really think any of my relatives during черта оседлости intermarried much with the local yokels? i think not. my great grandpapA was some sort of a rabbi down on the plains of the ukraine. no muttness, i don't think. just a bunch of jewness, for what it's worth.

hello? i don't want to insinuate anything about your grandpas and grandmas, but i'm sure, -- you hear that? sure -- that you have a stanitsa-full of cossacks flowing about in your blood!
yes! just like that!

cossacks, ei? that, at least, is exciting! and could explain why i have a strange affinity for their songs.

also, you're on my friends list, that's some sort of evidence too.

MUTTS ONLY

that's retroactive proof or something. i don't think it counts. :) but you really made me happy with this cossack thing. i find it awfully sexy.

i enjoy making people happy, i think it's my mission. well, as far as you're concerned, mission complete!
sorry, i think my projects make me very stupid.

i think the word 'verminating' to be a bit harsh. i might have to hurt you.

everyone is promising me things, but no one delivers. you won't hurt me you vermin!

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