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GOD RUSSIAN JEWS RUSSIAL JEWS EVERYWHERE LORD PLEASE DELIVER ME LORD

pardon the heck out of me, but i'm no mutt. i'm 100% jew. israli-born and bred. just wanted to make that clear, ei? :)

PLEASE DON'T LIE TO ME. you speak russian, ok? i rest my case.

i also speak french, spanish and hebrew. what case? :)

seriously, though, dude. you really think any of my relatives during черта оседлости intermarried much with the local yokels? i think not. my great grandpapA was some sort of a rabbi down on the plains of the ukraine. no muttness, i don't think. just a bunch of jewness, for what it's worth.

hello? i don't want to insinuate anything about your grandpas and grandmas, but i'm sure, -- you hear that? sure -- that you have a stanitsa-full of cossacks flowing about in your blood!
yes! just like that!

cossacks, ei? that, at least, is exciting! and could explain why i have a strange affinity for their songs.

also, you're on my friends list, that's some sort of evidence too.

MUTTS ONLY

that's retroactive proof or something. i don't think it counts. :) but you really made me happy with this cossack thing. i find it awfully sexy.

i enjoy making people happy, i think it's my mission. well, as far as you're concerned, mission complete!
sorry, i think my projects make me very stupid.

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