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I wrote a book on eating pussy (http://www.maxho.com/cunni.html)!

oh yes, word play. but wait, does really pussy taste like chicken???

If girls are made of sugar and spice, and all things nice, how come they taste like anchovies?

i think you hate giving head!

yeah, since giving head means fellatio, absolutely, not my cup of ...

not true. giving head can also refer to cunnilingus.

show me!

show you what - common usage? i'm afraid that's something you'll have to research for yourself if you haven't encountered it. i have. often.

ok, ok, you blew me away

no, it also means cunnilingus, although - c'mon, what's the big difference!

well, I agree, but still, there's no such thing as a bisexual, either you suck dick, or you don't suck dick (C)Andrew Dice Clay

but eveyone who gives head sucks dick by difinition, i mean look at clitoris - it's a small dick! so it's a question of whether you suck small or big dick - and you can't really split hairs here!

The techniques do differ. It ain't no splitting hairs, это две большие разницы.

nobody is talking about techiques here - besides, you need to try both to draw such conclusions!

Для начала, женские половые органы достаточно сложны чтобы вам понадобилась карта местности, Вообразите что клитор может быть размером с зернышко риса которое спряталось в джунглях волос и еще за несколькими складками кожи. Неудивительно что мужики в своей растерянности приступают к деиствию как загнанные псы у ручья

rather discouraging, you know!

hey, nobody said twat's gonna be easy!

yes, but manuals are written to show people the easy way - not to put them off!

not if it's putting off the competition!

oh, really... god, you're sly!

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