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Pimp?! I thought you were a well-read, cultured type who would've recognised the literary reference (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Go-Between)...
i see that you overestimate me in every respect. that might be a lead. who knows, maybe pr is my real vocation!
well, since you ended up pimping me around my journal, i should at least point out that i'm much meatier these days, especially around the waist, which is a plus. the more, the better. and, size matters.
I know but at my age, one tends to prefer cats to pussy and mutts to butts :)
Oh God, 10x worse but don't tell StillCarl, we don't want to scare the poor lambkin :)
Well yes, but for God's sake don't tell him so because he's quite big-headed enough :)
me? no! you know i'm shy, i need to boost my self-respect!
wow, you speak in puns. okay, at my age too - old farts talk of mutts, as the saying goes.
we do too, he's trying to seduce natasha. well, he might have a chance: http://www.romancescam.com/album/displayimage.php?album=1019&pos=1
Doh - it's your face I'm on about! Not the least bit fascinated by what's below the neck, and the girls would care not a jot either.
Look, I'm known him since he was just a slip of a girl and it's obvious he needs his self-confidence built up!
Well they're stupid, aren't they? With Natasha's photo all over your journal just for the taking, why use that bored lass as bait?
Are you kidding me? He's just joking with you, surely?
*and the girls would care not a jot either*
i have no idea where you draw all these amazing conclusions. but whatever you lack in terms of experience, you certainly make up for with originality!
i have no idea where you draw all these amazing conclusions. but whatever you lack in terms of experience, you certainly make up for with originality!
he's dead serious. love, he says. but i know it's lust. anyway, let him order a mail order bride 'natasha fadeeva' to use as an ersatz.
never say die, here's another one: http://www.romancescam.com/album/displayimage.php?album=1019&pos=0
I'm dead serious. It is love! And how can you deny love?
But no, I wouldn't really steal Natasha away from V. I like V too much to be the cause of his marriage breaking up. (Even if every time he decides to take a photo of someone in the bath he decides it has to be him!) So I'll just pine for Natasha from afar...
But no, I wouldn't really steal Natasha away from V. I like V too much to be the cause of his marriage breaking up. (Even if every time he decides to take a photo of someone in the bath he decides it has to be him!) So I'll just pine for Natasha from afar...
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2007-03-25 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, another one of no substance...
*Even if every time he decides
to take a photo of someone in the bath he decides it has to be him!*
ahem. fat chance! or, coming, and so is christmas. or, if you cut down the woods, you'll catch the wolf.
multitran rules.
to take a photo of someone in the bath he decides it has to be him!*
ahem. fat chance! or, coming, and so is christmas. or, if you cut down the woods, you'll catch the wolf.
multitran rules.
I think I'd better keep out of this long distance triangle :)
Oh come now. I've seen your nude image, so I think you'd fit in just fine. And triangles are rather boringly stable compared to parallelograms, right?
Well, if it's you, me, Natasha and Vriad, we could be looking at a square. I was never much good at geometry. Perhaps we should round this off?
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