vriad_lee | (no subject)

Well, I was kinda hoping he would help, given I'm using him as my go-between...

But do you agree with me that he could earn heaps as a male model?

Couldn't say. I've tended to look as his stray dogs rather than his butt :)

you miss a lot!

I know but at my age, one tends to prefer cats to pussy and mutts to butts :)

wow, you speak in puns. okay, at my age too - old farts talk of mutts, as the saying goes.

You have to admit the girls would've gone wild for him when he was young...

http://vriad-lee.livejournal.com/385601.html

well, since you ended up pimping me around my journal, i should at least point out that i'm much meatier these days, especially around the waist, which is a plus. the more, the better. and, size matters.

Doh - it's your face I'm on about! Not the least bit fascinated by what's below the neck, and the girls would care not a jot either.

*and the girls would care not a jot either*

i have no idea where you draw all these amazing conclusions. but whatever you lack in terms of experience, you certainly make up for with originality!

Well yes, but for God's sake don't tell him so because he's quite big-headed enough :)

me? no! you know i'm shy, i need to boost my self-respect!

Look, I'm known him since he was just a slip of a girl and it's obvious he needs his self-confidence built up!

+1

you could imagine me as a male model or natasha's pimp in your mind, but don't overstrain your imagination, it's hardly plausible that i could be both!

Pimp?! I thought you were a well-read, cultured type who would've recognised the literary reference (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Go-Between)...

i see that you overestimate me in every respect. that might be a lead. who knows, maybe pr is my real vocation!