'One day you'll be as big as me',
said the pigeon to the sparrow
'You're full of it' - the sparrow said
'That's how it's done - you're getting it!'
'Just follow and I'll lead'
'You're full of it' - the sparrow weeped
I've read a lot of fiction
but never a seen a sparrow turn
into a bloated pigeon!


well, what a sloppy poem we've authored. i think we both should be very ashamed, but here's your turn!