Nov. 1st, 2006
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Nov. 1st, 2006 04:57 pmнесколько таблеток цифрана прибили популяцию кишечной палочки, и нюша пробудилась от трогательной печальной полудремы ко всем своим звериным инстинктам. теперь ее опять интересуют кошки и вороны, про аппетит же даже не буду упоминать; объем и качество стула тоже опустим. у довлатова было что-то на тему того, что люди в горе не совершают грехов. к нюше это несомненно относится. мы уже мечтаем частично восстановить популяцию вредоносных кишечных бактерий. идеально было бы поддерживать ее на каком-то среднем уровне... в конце концов, бактерии как бактерии, не такие уж и вредоносные...
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Nov. 1st, 2006 08:06 pmsilly rabbit
the look of amused disbelief you give someone for asking a stupid question, inspired by the trix cereal commercials
I asked if I could borrow his new car and he gave the silly rabbit
sin-laws
The parent or parents of a person you are living-in-sin (cohabitating, shacking-up) with.
I have to go over my sin-laws' house this weekend with Suzie.
jerkoholic
Someone addicted to behaving like a jerk.
Chris doesn't need to be drinking so much. He's already a jerkoholic.
jenga
To make a precarious and unnecessary stack or pile.
Rather than replace the bag and take the full one out, Andy and his roommates once again jenga'd the trash.
frog-kisser
A childishly hopeful dreamer.
John Lennon was nothing but a frog-kisser.
xenacate
To utterly destroy a fictional character so as to prevent anyone, anytime, anywhere, from resurrecting that character in any media.
I lost my job on the soap-opera because they xenacated my character.
also, new virus spam: Putin and Bush starts NUCLEAR WAR! Check the file!
the look of amused disbelief you give someone for asking a stupid question, inspired by the trix cereal commercials
I asked if I could borrow his new car and he gave the silly rabbit
sin-laws
The parent or parents of a person you are living-in-sin (cohabitating, shacking-up) with.
I have to go over my sin-laws' house this weekend with Suzie.
jerkoholic
Someone addicted to behaving like a jerk.
Chris doesn't need to be drinking so much. He's already a jerkoholic.
jenga
To make a precarious and unnecessary stack or pile.
Rather than replace the bag and take the full one out, Andy and his roommates once again jenga'd the trash.
frog-kisser
A childishly hopeful dreamer.
John Lennon was nothing but a frog-kisser.
xenacate
To utterly destroy a fictional character so as to prevent anyone, anytime, anywhere, from resurrecting that character in any media.
I lost my job on the soap-opera because they xenacated my character.
also, new virus spam: Putin and Bush starts NUCLEAR WAR! Check the file!