vriad_lee

silly rabbit
the look of amused disbelief you give someone for asking a stupid question, inspired by the trix cereal commercials
I asked if I could borrow his new car and he gave the silly rabbit


sin-laws
The parent or parents of a person you are living-in-sin (cohabitating, shacking-up) with.
I have to go over my sin-laws' house this weekend with Suzie.


jerkoholic
Someone addicted to behaving like a jerk.
Chris doesn't need to be drinking so much. He's already a jerkoholic.


jenga
To make a precarious and unnecessary stack or pile.
Rather than replace the bag and take the full one out, Andy and his roommates once again jenga'd the trash.


frog-kisser
A childishly hopeful dreamer.
John Lennon was nothing but a frog-kisser.


xenacate
To utterly destroy a fictional character so as to prevent anyone, anytime, anywhere, from resurrecting that character in any media.
I lost my job on the soap-opera because they xenacated my character.


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