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[vriad_lee]

Now and then, a graduated cylinder over the pine cone finds subtle faults with an accidentally childlike nation. Furthermore, some class action suit hesitates, and the canyon trades baseball cards with a steam engine. Most people believe that a freight train often gives secret financial aid to a dreamlike earring, but they need to remember how barely a judge hibernates. A moldy paper napkin takes a coffee break, or the most difficult scythe ignores a crank case.

A spider competes with the traffic light. A cosmopolitan fundraiser accurately gives a pink slip to a scooby snack related to a burglar. Most people believe that an often so-called cargo bay gives lectures on morality to the senator over a globule, but they need to remember how accurately a surly chess board trembles. A South American avocado pit hesitantly goes deep sea fishing with the snooty hydrogen atom.

Furthermore, the blood clot prays, and the tomato derives perverse satisfaction from the fire hydrant. When you see a steam engine, it means that a mastadon living with the asteroid hesitates. When a feline mortician is pompous, the usually flabby cyprus mulch accurately shares a shower with a warranty. Indeed, a grand piano teaches a tuba player around a canyon. When you see a twisted turkey, it means that a greedily fractured tuba player returns home.

Marlon

Comments

[sheila-peitra.livejournal.com]

You have either overdosed on metaphors, or you have given us an example of a translator-bot that doesn't work quite right.
;)

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

it's a piece of SPAM. i think it's hilarious, i read it twice

[sheila-peitra.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, the tag says spam. *rolls eyes at self*

i like the new layout.

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

i changed it because i didn't know how to add entry link to my old layout. btw, i've been told that custom layouts that require a payed account are retained after you switch back to free. i hope i will come around to creating one within a year. wink-wink

[sheila-peitra.livejournal.com]

;P

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

you own a porn blog, right?

[sheila-peitra.livejournal.com]

no, not really. I'm sure that's someone else you are thinking of.

...

[livingvodou.livejournal.com]

You could easily turn this in for a creative writing class and bullshit some story about tapping into the unconscious then get passed off as genuis. At least in American universities you probably can. Mind if I borrow?

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

i agree, it's a good piece of writing, it runs smoothly and creates unforgettable images, i have no idea how they did that. help yourself!

[livingvodou.livejournal.com]

Maybe the kids at MIT who thought up the bogus paper generator for making up submissions for academic conferences made one for creative writing as well.

http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

and that's what it was buried under:

[livingvodou.livejournal.com]

That's really funny.