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i wank as high as any man in wome.



stolen from wikipedia

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Date: 2006-03-20 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poemtree.livejournal.com
when you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble! give a whistle!

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Date: 2006-03-21 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
that doesn't make any sense, good morning

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Date: 2006-03-21 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poemtree.livejournal.com
it's from life of brian, duh.

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Date: 2006-03-21 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
yes, right, i watched it in russian. but i know, it must be from 'always look on the bright side of life'. btw, why 'on', why not 'at'?

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Date: 2006-03-21 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poemtree.livejournal.com
yes!

and well i can only assume that it's because you shouldn't be away from the bright side where you find that have to look over at it; you should be on it, in it. oh oh, i am smart!

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Date: 2006-03-21 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
or maybe it's like in 'house looks on the eh... parking lot or a river or something'?

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Date: 2006-03-21 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poemtree.livejournal.com
oh yes, you have a point. except that i am probably right.

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Date: 2006-03-21 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
but you're supposed to be right in such things, right. you're the native speaker. you can actually come to russia to teach a 'quebec english course' to 17 year old boys and girls, and they all will want to sleep with you (even girls) - i don't know how it works, but that's always like that with foreign tutors in russia, don't ask me why. my nieces used to have a fat bespectacled english teacher from usa, and they loved him (and still do years after), except he never really taught them anything

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Date: 2006-03-21 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poemtree.livejournal.com
i probably need to be a college or university graduate.

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Date: 2006-03-21 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
yes, maybe, but i think it would be easier to get forged ids. who cares, anyway! they would love you even if you didn't teach them anything, and you probably even would

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Date: 2006-03-21 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poemtree.livejournal.com
yes except i don't think that they would let me go to russia to teach an english class without college and/or university papers. i would probably have to go to school to learn how to teach english in another country, lame. now you have me wanting to teach english in russia.

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Date: 2006-03-21 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
but what about forged id's? you can buy this stuff, i'm sure. or, really, go to school. i could even teach you basic russian, that would be a killer pack! except by the time you master it or by the time you get here the iron curtain might have been drawn already. you know how russia is - unstable!

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Date: 2006-03-21 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poemtree.livejournal.com
i can, yes, but i wouldn't feel like going to prison if i got caught.

i'll find out more information about this, just for fun.

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Date: 2006-03-21 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
i don't think they send you to prison for buying fake college ids? although in fact i have no idea.

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Date: 2006-03-21 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stillcarl.livejournal.com
Going from what I've heard from those getting jobs teaching English, you don't really need any qualifications other than being an English speaker. I suspect it's just like teaching children to speak, which is a job for untrained mums and dads.

The real worry seems to be a tendency for the schools to go bankrupt... :-)

Hee - just do a Google for: "teach english in russia"...

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Date: 2006-03-21 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stillcarl.livejournal.com
Ahem: http://www.spikemilligan.co.uk/4734/181532.html?*session*id*key*=*session*id*val*

He be stalking you - from the grave... ;-)

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Date: 2006-03-21 08:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
oh, what a prolific person! but that was written by monty python, right? i downloaded the song that you posted, but i didn't like it so very much

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Date: 2006-03-21 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stillcarl.livejournal.com
Yeah, Monty Python, though they owe a lot to Milligan. He's sort of the godfather of post-war British humour. And also wrote books...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0140035206

The Ying Tong Song is probably an acquired taste. ;-) Still, I do want them to play it at my funeral...

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