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i wank as high as any man in wome.

stolen from wikipedia

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when you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble! give a whistle!

that doesn't make any sense, good morning

it's from life of brian, duh.

yes, right, i watched it in russian. but i know, it must be from 'always look on the bright side of life'. btw, why 'on', why not 'at'?

yes!

and well i can only assume that it's because you shouldn't be away from the bright side where you find that have to look over at it; you should be on it, in it. oh oh, i am smart!

or maybe it's like in 'house looks on the eh... parking lot or a river or something'?

oh yes, you have a point. except that i am probably right.

but you're supposed to be right in such things, right. you're the native speaker. you can actually come to russia to teach a 'quebec english course' to 17 year old boys and girls, and they all will want to sleep with you (even girls) - i don't know how it works, but that's always like that with foreign tutors in russia, don't ask me why. my nieces used to have a fat bespectacled english teacher from usa, and they loved him (and still do years after), except he never really taught them anything

i probably need to be a college or university graduate.

yes, maybe, but i think it would be easier to get forged ids. who cares, anyway! they would love you even if you didn't teach them anything, and you probably even would

yes except i don't think that they would let me go to russia to teach an english class without college and/or university papers. i would probably have to go to school to learn how to teach english in another country, lame. now you have me wanting to teach english in russia.

but what about forged id's? you can buy this stuff, i'm sure. or, really, go to school. i could even teach you basic russian, that would be a killer pack! except by the time you master it or by the time you get here the iron curtain might have been drawn already. you know how russia is - unstable!

i can, yes, but i wouldn't feel like going to prison if i got caught.

i'll find out more information about this, just for fun.

i don't think they send you to prison for buying fake college ids? although in fact i have no idea.

Going from what I've heard from those getting jobs teaching English, you don't really need any qualifications other than being an English speaker. I suspect it's just like teaching children to speak, which is a job for untrained mums and dads.

The real worry seems to be a tendency for the schools to go bankrupt... :-)

Hee - just do a Google for: "teach english in russia"...

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