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vriad_lee ([personal profile] vriad_lee) wrote2006-03-22 11:11 pm
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[identity profile] ex-hectop.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I love cats, they taste like chicken!

[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, but you've never tasted cats, you're just pulling my leg!

[identity profile] sylys.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
yes, but perhaps he tasted chicken !

[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
where's logic in that, great mathematician?

[identity profile] sylys.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, sorry, i must have missed something.

*nevermind, mathematicians love senseless jokes*

[identity profile] ex-hectop.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
what do mathematicians taste like?

[identity profile] sylys.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, eat another chicken and let us know.

[identity profile] ex-hectop.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
no more chicken, bird flew...

[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
to tell you the truth, i hate math. i don't even know what tangent is, to say nothing about painleve integral

[identity profile] sylys.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh s'ok, i got not patriotic feeling about maths, hate it, love it,
not something i'll say or think a single word about,
every body's got their own shit.

The thing that helps is to be able to see the game dimension in them, the beauty and inventivity and efficiency of all these structures, vectorial spaces and matrixes which all came from nothing. Though of course all math teachers worldwide are trying and succeeding in making pupils hate to the highest level, so that they can keep their dirty little cherished secret to themseleves.

Oh, found this (http://www.acm.org/ubiquity/views/v7i11_math.html).

[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
yes, i always knew that math is great, and chess is fun, but... god. i'd rather study chinese. some types of thinking are just too painful!

[identity profile] ex-hectop.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I wrote a book on eating pussy (http://www.maxho.com/cunni.html)!

[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
oh yes, word play. but wait, does really pussy taste like chicken???

semantics

[identity profile] ex-hectop.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
If girls are made of sugar and spice, and all things nice, how come they taste like anchovies?

Re: semantics

[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
i think you hate giving head!

Re: semantics

[identity profile] ex-hectop.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah, since giving head means fellatio, absolutely, not my cup of ...

Re: semantics

[identity profile] kazablanka.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
not true. giving head can also refer to cunnilingus.

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[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
no, it also means cunnilingus, although - c'mon, what's the big difference!

Re: semantics

[identity profile] ex-hectop.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
well, I agree, but still, there's no such thing as a bisexual, either you suck dick, or you don't suck dick (C)Andrew Dice Clay

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[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Для начала, женские половые органы достаточно сложны чтобы вам понадобилась карта местности, Вообразите что клитор может быть размером с зернышко риса которое спряталось в джунглях волос и еще за несколькими складками кожи. Неудивительно что мужики в своей растерянности приступают к деиствию как загнанные псы у ручья

rather discouraging, you know!

[identity profile] ex-hectop.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
hey, nobody said twat's gonna be easy!

[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
yes, but manuals are written to show people the easy way - not to put them off!

[identity profile] ex-hectop.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
not if it's putting off the competition!

[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-03-22 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, really... god, you're sly!