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Date: 2006-03-22 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-hectop.livejournal.com
I love cats, they taste like chicken!

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Date: 2006-03-22 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
oh, but you've never tasted cats, you're just pulling my leg!

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Date: 2006-03-22 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylys.livejournal.com
yes, but perhaps he tasted chicken !

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Date: 2006-03-22 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
where's logic in that, great mathematician?

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Date: 2006-03-22 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylys.livejournal.com
oh, sorry, i must have missed something.

*nevermind, mathematicians love senseless jokes*

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Date: 2006-03-22 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-hectop.livejournal.com
what do mathematicians taste like?

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Date: 2006-03-22 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylys.livejournal.com
Well, eat another chicken and let us know.

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Date: 2006-03-22 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-hectop.livejournal.com
no more chicken, bird flew...

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Date: 2006-03-22 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
to tell you the truth, i hate math. i don't even know what tangent is, to say nothing about painleve integral

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Date: 2006-03-22 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylys.livejournal.com
Oh s'ok, i got not patriotic feeling about maths, hate it, love it,
not something i'll say or think a single word about,
every body's got their own shit.

The thing that helps is to be able to see the game dimension in them, the beauty and inventivity and efficiency of all these structures, vectorial spaces and matrixes which all came from nothing. Though of course all math teachers worldwide are trying and succeeding in making pupils hate to the highest level, so that they can keep their dirty little cherished secret to themseleves.

Oh, found this (http://www.acm.org/ubiquity/views/v7i11_math.html).

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Date: 2006-03-22 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
yes, i always knew that math is great, and chess is fun, but... god. i'd rather study chinese. some types of thinking are just too painful!

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Date: 2006-03-22 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-hectop.livejournal.com
I wrote a book on eating pussy (http://www.maxho.com/cunni.html)!

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Date: 2006-03-22 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
oh yes, word play. but wait, does really pussy taste like chicken???

semantics

Date: 2006-03-22 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-hectop.livejournal.com
If girls are made of sugar and spice, and all things nice, how come they taste like anchovies?

Re: semantics

Date: 2006-03-22 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
i think you hate giving head!

Re: semantics

Date: 2006-03-22 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-hectop.livejournal.com
yeah, since giving head means fellatio, absolutely, not my cup of ...

Re: semantics

Date: 2006-03-22 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kazablanka.livejournal.com
not true. giving head can also refer to cunnilingus.

Re: semantics

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Re: semantics

Date: 2006-03-22 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
no, it also means cunnilingus, although - c'mon, what's the big difference!

Re: semantics

Date: 2006-03-22 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-hectop.livejournal.com
well, I agree, but still, there's no such thing as a bisexual, either you suck dick, or you don't suck dick (C)Andrew Dice Clay

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Date: 2006-03-22 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
Для начала, женские половые органы достаточно сложны чтобы вам понадобилась карта местности, Вообразите что клитор может быть размером с зернышко риса которое спряталось в джунглях волос и еще за несколькими складками кожи. Неудивительно что мужики в своей растерянности приступают к деиствию как загнанные псы у ручья

rather discouraging, you know!

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Date: 2006-03-22 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-hectop.livejournal.com
hey, nobody said twat's gonna be easy!

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Date: 2006-03-22 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
yes, but manuals are written to show people the easy way - not to put them off!

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Date: 2006-03-22 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-hectop.livejournal.com
not if it's putting off the competition!

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Date: 2006-03-22 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
oh, really... god, you're sly!

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