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just like most people i happen to know, this computer store cat wants to get laid badly. hello springtime!















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Date: 2006-03-06 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
oh i know. except you live on a farm, right?

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirdjane.livejournal.com
I work on a farm. Close enough though. Either way, spending as much time there as I do isn't going to help in getting me laid.

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
but there should be some redneck blokes on the farm! tractor-drivers? plough-boys? corn-mowers? ehhh... cow-milkers? cow-butchers? hen-butchers? hen-milkers? there should be lots of opportunities for a horny lass on a farm!

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirdjane.livejournal.com
lol!

I wish! I don't work on that kind of farm!

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
what sort of farm is that that you work on?

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirdjane.livejournal.com
We're a farm that breeds sheep that have four horns and goats smaller than your dog. We like everything in miniature except our camel. I get paid under the table and my boss and his wife act as a second family. Winter's our off-season, so I rarely work at all, and I never seem to stop working come late summer.

We don't hire strong, burly men to do the heavy lifting. I do it myself.

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
i know you also have llama's and ponies! and you should also keep burly men there - for different reasons. what's 'second family' in this context?

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirdjane.livejournal.com
lol

I get my share of burly men in the autumn.

"second family"- I spend so much time with them that we might as well be family.

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
ah... well i see.
and about the autumn, what can i say? GOOD LUCK GOOD FUCK!

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