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just like most people i happen to know, this computer store cat wants to get laid badly. hello springtime!















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Date: 2006-03-06 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
you know the answer!

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirdjane.livejournal.com
haha

I'm like a russian computer store cat.

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
oh i know. except you live on a farm, right?

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirdjane.livejournal.com
I work on a farm. Close enough though. Either way, spending as much time there as I do isn't going to help in getting me laid.

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
but there should be some redneck blokes on the farm! tractor-drivers? plough-boys? corn-mowers? ehhh... cow-milkers? cow-butchers? hen-butchers? hen-milkers? there should be lots of opportunities for a horny lass on a farm!

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirdjane.livejournal.com
lol!

I wish! I don't work on that kind of farm!

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
what sort of farm is that that you work on?

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirdjane.livejournal.com
We're a farm that breeds sheep that have four horns and goats smaller than your dog. We like everything in miniature except our camel. I get paid under the table and my boss and his wife act as a second family. Winter's our off-season, so I rarely work at all, and I never seem to stop working come late summer.

We don't hire strong, burly men to do the heavy lifting. I do it myself.

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
i know you also have llama's and ponies! and you should also keep burly men there - for different reasons. what's 'second family' in this context?

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirdjane.livejournal.com
lol

I get my share of burly men in the autumn.

"second family"- I spend so much time with them that we might as well be family.

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
ah... well i see.
and about the autumn, what can i say? GOOD LUCK GOOD FUCK!

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinnamonshops.livejournal.com
Adorable kitten.

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
that's not a kitten at all. it's a cat. desperately needing a fuck

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinnamonshops.livejournal.com
It's a kitten. All it needs is a stroke, and some dangled string.

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirdjane.livejournal.com
kittens don't go into heat. Welcome to Wrongsville, population you.

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
you sound like a typical farmperson!

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinnamonshops.livejournal.com
No, they don't. But it's a kitten. Meow!

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:56 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2006-03-06 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
oh you're so mistaken actually!

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Date: 2006-03-06 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juicy-eli.livejournal.com
She sorta, kinda looks like my cat back at home.

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Date: 2006-03-07 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kazablanka.livejournal.com
my murry is so much cuter and, best of all, doesn't want to fuck at all....the poor guy. :)

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Date: 2006-03-07 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
yes, poor indeed. no joys of sex for your murry!

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Date: 2006-03-07 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kazablanka.livejournal.com
none what so fucking ever!

but i'd like to say: it isn't my fault!

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Date: 2006-03-07 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
well, in case of nyusha it's my fault... although i never feel guilty for that somehow!

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Date: 2006-03-07 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kazablanka.livejournal.com
no, it isn't like poor Murry and Veda's declawed little selves. :( (of which i'm not guilty either)

though i don't think they know the difference anymore..

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Date: 2006-03-07 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
wait, what did they do with their little selves?

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Date: 2006-03-07 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kazablanka.livejournal.com
they didn't. their previous owner removed all their claws. it's quite sad, really. but people in america do that, apparently. they are still happy little cats, though! :)

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Date: 2006-03-07 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
oh people in america! it's like turning your pet into a stuffed animal. i should try that with nyusha (she bites, so i'll have to have her teeth removed)

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Date: 2006-03-07 01:33 am (UTC)

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Date: 2006-03-07 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] welfy.livejournal.com
Horny cats make the strangest sounds.

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