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just like most people i happen to know, this computer store cat wants to get laid badly. hello springtime!

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sick!

you know the answer!

haha

I'm like a russian computer store cat.

oh i know. except you live on a farm, right?

I work on a farm. Close enough though. Either way, spending as much time there as I do isn't going to help in getting me laid.

but there should be some redneck blokes on the farm! tractor-drivers? plough-boys? corn-mowers? ehhh... cow-milkers? cow-butchers? hen-butchers? hen-milkers? there should be lots of opportunities for a horny lass on a farm!

lol!

I wish! I don't work on that kind of farm!

what sort of farm is that that you work on?

a very odd one.

please eleborate!

We're a farm that breeds sheep that have four horns and goats smaller than your dog. We like everything in miniature except our camel. I get paid under the table and my boss and his wife act as a second family. Winter's our off-season, so I rarely work at all, and I never seem to stop working come late summer.

We don't hire strong, burly men to do the heavy lifting. I do it myself.

i know you also have llama's and ponies! and you should also keep burly men there - for different reasons. what's 'second family' in this context?

lol

I get my share of burly men in the autumn.

"second family"- I spend so much time with them that we might as well be family.

ah... well i see.
and about the autumn, what can i say? GOOD LUCK GOOD FUCK!

Adorable kitten.

that's not a kitten at all. it's a cat. desperately needing a fuck

It's a kitten. All it needs is a stroke, and some dangled string.

kittens don't go into heat. Welcome to Wrongsville, population you.

you sound like a typical farmperson!

No, they don't. But it's a kitten. Meow!

MEOW!

oh you're so mistaken actually!

She sorta, kinda looks like my cat back at home.

my murry is so much cuter and, best of all, doesn't want to fuck at all....the poor guy. :)

yes, poor indeed. no joys of sex for your murry!

none what so fucking ever!

but i'd like to say: it isn't my fault!

well, in case of nyusha it's my fault... although i never feel guilty for that somehow!

no, it isn't like poor Murry and Veda's declawed little selves. :( (of which i'm not guilty either)

though i don't think they know the difference anymore..

wait, what did they do with their little selves?

they didn't. their previous owner removed all their claws. it's quite sad, really. but people in america do that, apparently. they are still happy little cats, though! :)

oh people in america! it's like turning your pet into a stuffed animal. i should try that with nyusha (she bites, so i'll have to have her teeth removed)

Cat!

horny!

Horny cats make the strangest sounds.

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