from my AmSlang dictionary

[vriad_lee]

antochent
A yard full of ant hills.
I've got an antochent.

forking
A practical joke involving sticking hundreds and hundreds of plastic forks into someone's lawn or some other large, grassy area. Much like TP'ing.
We forked Jeff's lawn last night. When we drove by in the morning he was running them over with a lawnmower. Ha.

freezone
The age during which women can rely on strange men to buy their cocktails for them: the years between the legal drinking age and the time when her looks fail.
My sister learned to drink in the freezone.

definately
Definitely. Added for those who don't use a spelling checker.
There's definately a caterpillar in the pudding down there.

Comments

[notnownotever.livejournal.com]

& there i was, always thinking forking was something that came after spooning.... the english language is like mere putty in your hands.

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

but you don't speak english, you speak australian.

[notnownotever.livejournal.com]

i speak the queens english

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

what queen's english? some australian queen's?

[istealcookies.livejournal.com]

What is AmSlang???? i hope it's not American Slang, as I've not heard of any of these terms....

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

but of course it is American Slang. i think you should really focus on your naturalization, you russian jewish person

[sheila-peitra.livejournal.com]

lol @ the last one. Can't let go, can you? ;-P

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

this dictionary tricked me, and i'm very unforgiving! except i had to make an exception this time because it's fucken hilarious. it's not a dictionary, it's a work of art!

definately

[zipzilla.livejournal.com]

I'm not picky about grammar, but this particular mistake just drives me insane as it occurs more often than the correct spelling.

Re: definately

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

and i thought i was original!