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piggy-doggy leftovers. i guess i just have to say it again: ALL MEN ARE PIGS!











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Date: 2005-03-14 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitebear.livejournal.com
Indian sages say it's not enough. You have to repeat this mantra at least 100 times twice a day after your meal to reach true holiness. Actually, after twenty years or so you should be able to do it INSTEAD of your meal.

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Date: 2005-03-14 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
it's not about holiness. it's about truth about you, dirty male piggies!

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Date: 2005-03-14 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitebear.livejournal.com
I think I figured out, why you're so obsessed with calling us pigs. It's because most of us don't like slim girls, not to mention anorexic, isn't it?

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Date: 2005-03-14 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
oh my god. i have to... you're right!!!

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Date: 2005-03-14 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitebear.livejournal.com
Gotcha! :) Frankly, I don't friend users by their looks, neither do I flirt online. Well, may be just a little bit :)

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Date: 2005-03-14 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
yeah let's skip it... it's becoming far too embarrassing for my frail body and soul

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Date: 2005-03-14 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitebear.livejournal.com
I hoped for a different reaction... But let it be. I'm really sorry for my inherent clumsiness. Bears shouldn't fool around with fairies :(

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Date: 2005-03-14 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
yeah, especially if those fairies are anorexic...

joking, he-he-he

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Date: 2005-03-14 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitebear.livejournal.com
While "anorexic beauty" is an oximoron, "anorexic fairy" is a tautology.

You don't think I actually believed this anorexic bullshit, do you? You've been betrayed by your face color :)

Dixi, dixi.

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Date: 2005-03-14 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
i think you shouldn't insist that anorexic beauty is an oximoron. because you know it really depends on your taste

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Date: 2005-03-14 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitebear.livejournal.com
It was but a joke. I actually had had Kate Moss' poster on the wall of my dorm room some ten years ago :)

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Date: 2005-03-14 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
i think that justifies you completely

Image

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Date: 2005-03-14 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitebear.livejournal.com
Do you have this thing in wallpaper resolution? :)

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Date: 2005-03-14 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
i must have it somewhere on my immense hard drive... but to find it i would have to organize an expedition

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Date: 2005-03-14 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitebear.livejournal.com
Want me to try to dig a grant for you in Jerusalem university? I have some frends in the dept. of archaeology.

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Date: 2005-03-14 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
only if guarantee indemnity from embezzlement charges

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Date: 2005-03-14 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitebear.livejournal.com
Oh, I would gladly guarantee you so much, if only you weren't a bunch of middle-aged men...

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Date: 2005-03-14 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
why this prejudice? what have middle-aged men ever done to you?

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Date: 2005-03-14 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitebear.livejournal.com
I'm going to join their lines pretty soon, that's why I hate them.

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Date: 2005-03-14 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitebear.livejournal.com
Their ranks, sorry. I'm starting to feel a bit dizzy with all that work still in front of me.

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Date: 2005-03-14 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
well, since you almost made up your mind about switching to boys i'd say it would be much wiser to start hating young and pretty girls [like myseld] instead and also embark upon a long, intensive, passionate affair with some midd... you know. or, better yet, with a couple of them (wink-wink)

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Date: 2005-03-14 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitebear.livejournal.com
I'm trying, God's my witness. But they're so sweet, even if sometimes bitchy! Guess, I'm still too boyish and cheerful. Give me more young and pretty girls! :)

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Date: 2005-03-14 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitebear.livejournal.com
Ah you honey pie!

(Damn... It's getting too sweet)

honey pie

Date: 2005-03-15 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
i can only hope it wasn't some dirty euphemism

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Date: 2005-03-14 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
and then, why do you think it's my face, and my color? i think you need to read this thread for more in-depth information on the topic: http://www.livejournal.com/users/vriad_lee/42816.html

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Date: 2005-03-14 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
well, i'll have to look for new ways to prove that i'm really a bunch of middle-aged men

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Date: 2005-03-14 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitebear.livejournal.com
Anyway, I see nothing wrong in flirting with a virtual person. Everyone need to sharpen their pickup skills from time to time.

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Date: 2005-03-14 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
right. it's healthy, like masturbation

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Date: 2005-03-14 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitebear.livejournal.com
Well, if you find masturbation healthy, it probably is. I never thought of it that way.

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Date: 2005-03-14 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
good for the blood circulation, good for releasing the tension (just like sex)

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Date: 2005-03-14 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitebear.livejournal.com
Yep. Except there's no flirting, no gifts, no smalltalk, no restaurants, no foreplay, no "baby, it was cool!", no "sorry, but we'd better end our relationship" and all that stuff. Just pure health.

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Date: 2005-03-14 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com
well, that *totally* depends on your imagination

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Date: 2005-03-14 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitebear.livejournal.com
You just seem to me a nice and talented person. So we may as well skip this conversation, if it bothers you, and I'll just continue to enjoy your photos.

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Date: 2005-03-15 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marmaladious.livejournal.com
Kate Moss! My girlfriend is waaaay into Kate Moss! She's always buying magazines that have pictures of her.

And as far as men being pigs, it's our nature. Not like we do it on purpose. :/

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