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[vriad_lee]

piggy-doggy leftovers. i guess i just have to say it again: ALL MEN ARE PIGS!

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[whitebear.livejournal.com]

I hoped for a different reaction... But let it be. I'm really sorry for my inherent clumsiness. Bears shouldn't fool around with fairies :(

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

yeah, especially if those fairies are anorexic...

joking, he-he-he

[whitebear.livejournal.com]

While "anorexic beauty" is an oximoron, "anorexic fairy" is a tautology.

You don't think I actually believed this anorexic bullshit, do you? You've been betrayed by your face color :)

Dixi, dixi.

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

i think you shouldn't insist that anorexic beauty is an oximoron. because you know it really depends on your taste

[whitebear.livejournal.com]

It was but a joke. I actually had had Kate Moss' poster on the wall of my dorm room some ten years ago :)

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

i think that justifies you completely

[whitebear.livejournal.com]

Do you have this thing in wallpaper resolution? :)

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

i must have it somewhere on my immense hard drive... but to find it i would have to organize an expedition

[whitebear.livejournal.com]

Want me to try to dig a grant for you in Jerusalem university? I have some frends in the dept. of archaeology.

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

only if guarantee indemnity from embezzlement charges

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

YOU guarantee

[whitebear.livejournal.com]

Oh, I would gladly guarantee you so much, if only you weren't a bunch of middle-aged men...

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

why this prejudice? what have middle-aged men ever done to you?

[whitebear.livejournal.com]

I'm going to join their lines pretty soon, that's why I hate them.

[whitebear.livejournal.com]

Their ranks, sorry. I'm starting to feel a bit dizzy with all that work still in front of me.

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

well, since you almost made up your mind about switching to boys i'd say it would be much wiser to start hating young and pretty girls [like myseld] instead and also embark upon a long, intensive, passionate affair with some midd... you know. or, better yet, with a couple of them (wink-wink)

[whitebear.livejournal.com]

I'm trying, God's my witness. But they're so sweet, even if sometimes bitchy! Guess, I'm still too boyish and cheerful. Give me more young and pretty girls! :)

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

ah you sugar daddy!

[whitebear.livejournal.com]

Ah you honey pie!

(Damn... It's getting too sweet)

honey pie

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

i can only hope it wasn't some dirty euphemism

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

and then, why do you think it's my face, and my color? i think you need to read this thread for more in-depth information on the topic: http://www.livejournal.com/users/vriad_lee/42816.html

[whitebear.livejournal.com]

Call it "a hunch".

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

well, i'll have to look for new ways to prove that i'm really a bunch of middle-aged men

[whitebear.livejournal.com]

Anyway, I see nothing wrong in flirting with a virtual person. Everyone need to sharpen their pickup skills from time to time.

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

right. it's healthy, like masturbation

[whitebear.livejournal.com]

Well, if you find masturbation healthy, it probably is. I never thought of it that way.

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

good for the blood circulation, good for releasing the tension (just like sex)

[whitebear.livejournal.com]

Yep. Except there's no flirting, no gifts, no smalltalk, no restaurants, no foreplay, no "baby, it was cool!", no "sorry, but we'd better end our relationship" and all that stuff. Just pure health.

[vriad-lee.livejournal.com]

well, that *totally* depends on your imagination