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Apr. 7th, 2006
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Apr. 7th, 2006 09:07 amat the time when we said:
life sucks, but i'm not part of it!
streets were winding just like today
up and down the city
and we walked them
and took pictures of ourselves
posing by ambassadors' cars
squinting and smiling,
so obviously vulnarable
in our trustfulness and rejection
of every piece of reality,
excluding ourselves
and now we say: life sucks, and so do we!
life sucks, but i'm not part of it!
streets were winding just like today
up and down the city
and we walked them
and took pictures of ourselves
posing by ambassadors' cars
squinting and smiling,
so obviously vulnarable
in our trustfulness and rejection
of every piece of reality,
excluding ourselves
and now we say: life sucks, and so do we!
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Apr. 7th, 2006 09:38 amsomeone paid for my account, not because i'm talented, but because i can be nice. and now i have this sign on my info page: 
. does it mean i suck?
. does it mean i suck?(no subject)
Apr. 7th, 2006 09:47 amfrom my AMSLANG doctionary:
ewww, look at those *adjective
An easy way to get a bite of someone's food, by making them look away. Add an adjective such as disgusting after the phrase for added effect.
YOU: Ewww, look at those fat people, disgusting! *FRIEND LOOKS AWAY* *TAKE A BITE OUT OF THEIR FOOD* *FRIEND LOOKS BACK* YOU: Oh, guess you missed 'em.
ewww, look at those *adjective
An easy way to get a bite of someone's food, by making them look away. Add an adjective such as disgusting after the phrase for added effect.
YOU: Ewww, look at those fat people, disgusting! *FRIEND LOOKS AWAY* *TAKE A BITE OUT OF THEIR FOOD* *FRIEND LOOKS BACK* YOU: Oh, guess you missed 'em.
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Apr. 7th, 2006 09:59 ami don't know, i think i will be posting one AmSlang entry every day from now on. except i have to first catch up on all the daily entries that i didn't post in the past, so excuzez-moi:
zrbrt
to place ones mouth, slightly open, against another persons body and blowing, making a raspberry sound.
*pppbbbbttttt* Hey, you zrbrted me!
zrbrt
to place ones mouth, slightly open, against another persons body and blowing, making a raspberry sound.
*pppbbbbttttt* Hey, you zrbrted me!
from my AmSlang dictionary
Apr. 7th, 2006 10:15 amzunkie
Person who takes her kids to see the pygmy elephants at the zoo a little too often. Addicted to the zoo experience.
In the school holidays, my grandmother becomes a zunkie. We've seen the pygmy elephants five times in the past week.
zyxatch
Concept. The word has no official meaning. It is merely the most horribly offensive thing to say to someone. It's the type of word that in other languages and countries would get you kicked out.
Chris was being such...such a *lowers voice* zyxatch. Why am I whispering? Everyone knows he's vermin.
Person who takes her kids to see the pygmy elephants at the zoo a little too often. Addicted to the zoo experience.
In the school holidays, my grandmother becomes a zunkie. We've seen the pygmy elephants five times in the past week.
zyxatch
Concept. The word has no official meaning. It is merely the most horribly offensive thing to say to someone. It's the type of word that in other languages and countries would get you kicked out.
Chris was being such...such a *lowers voice* zyxatch. Why am I whispering? Everyone knows he's vermin.
from my AmSlang dictionary
Apr. 7th, 2006 10:26 amAhn-paak-ah-tah-nah-kee-woo-zhi-nehr
A male child who is the middle child in a family of three children. The child is usually eccentric but intelligent.
Robert was an ahnpakatanakiwuzhiner. His older brother and younger sister were not as smart as he was.
A male child who is the middle child in a family of three children. The child is usually eccentric but intelligent.
Robert was an ahnpakatanakiwuzhiner. His older brother and younger sister were not as smart as he was.
from my AmSlang dictionary
Apr. 7th, 2006 10:42 amantochent
A yard full of ant hills.
I've got an antochent.
forking
A practical joke involving sticking hundreds and hundreds of plastic forks into someone's lawn or some other large, grassy area. Much like TP'ing.
We forked Jeff's lawn last night. When we drove by in the morning he was running them over with a lawnmower. Ha.
freezone
The age during which women can rely on strange men to buy their cocktails for them: the years between the legal drinking age and the time when her looks fail.
My sister learned to drink in the freezone.
definately
Definitely. Added for those who don't use a spelling checker.
There's definately a caterpillar in the pudding down there.
A yard full of ant hills.
I've got an antochent.
forking
A practical joke involving sticking hundreds and hundreds of plastic forks into someone's lawn or some other large, grassy area. Much like TP'ing.
We forked Jeff's lawn last night. When we drove by in the morning he was running them over with a lawnmower. Ha.
freezone
The age during which women can rely on strange men to buy their cocktails for them: the years between the legal drinking age and the time when her looks fail.
My sister learned to drink in the freezone.
definately
Definitely. Added for those who don't use a spelling checker.
There's definately a caterpillar in the pudding down there.
from my AmSlang dictionary
Apr. 7th, 2006 09:34 pmstabe
Hitting someone with the flat side of a blade of grass.
Quit buggin' me or I'm gonna stabe you.
staboogie
When you walk up to a cute nose and squeeze it, you say staboogie.
Hey, come here and let me staboogie your nose!
747
When a conversation topic, joke, etc. goes straight over your head - as a Boeing 747 does. Useful when you don't have a clue what's going on.
I didn't get it. It was a 747 to me.
Restycle
a combination of recycle and style, pronounced ree-sti-kul, meaning to re-use the leftover gel in your hair from the previous day by wetting it again. A last ditch effort, usually following a long night/morning of paper-writing or sleeping through the alarm, leaving no time for a shower before your first class.
After hitting snooze five times, John was forced to restycle his hair as he rushed out of the house.
Hitting someone with the flat side of a blade of grass.
Quit buggin' me or I'm gonna stabe you.
staboogie
When you walk up to a cute nose and squeeze it, you say staboogie.
Hey, come here and let me staboogie your nose!
747
When a conversation topic, joke, etc. goes straight over your head - as a Boeing 747 does. Useful when you don't have a clue what's going on.
I didn't get it. It was a 747 to me.
Restycle
a combination of recycle and style, pronounced ree-sti-kul, meaning to re-use the leftover gel in your hair from the previous day by wetting it again. A last ditch effort, usually following a long night/morning of paper-writing or sleeping through the alarm, leaving no time for a shower before your first class.
After hitting snooze five times, John was forced to restycle his hair as he rushed out of the house.
from my AmSlang dictionary
Apr. 7th, 2006 10:19 pmparpy
For drink or food that makes your face pucker a little bit and surprises you in a delightful way, especially alcoholic drinks. Used to compliment a bartender.
Johnny leaned back and exclaimed, Whoo, that's one parpy martini, Anton.
pentropy
Tendency of nearly all ballpoint pens to vanish from your desk after 20 minutes when you are watching elsewhere. I was going to send you the damn check but...this damn pentropy...
There's too much pentropy today at this office.
I was going to send you the damn check but...this damn pentropy....
percussive maintainence
The suprisingly successful technique of trying to fix something by hitting it.
The TV wasn't working, but I did a bit of percussive maintainance on it and now it's fine.
phoon
one who stands on one foot in a running-like pose for photos. to assume the phoon pose
She and her bridesmaids phooned for a great photo.
For drink or food that makes your face pucker a little bit and surprises you in a delightful way, especially alcoholic drinks. Used to compliment a bartender.
Johnny leaned back and exclaimed, Whoo, that's one parpy martini, Anton.
pentropy
Tendency of nearly all ballpoint pens to vanish from your desk after 20 minutes when you are watching elsewhere. I was going to send you the damn check but...this damn pentropy...
There's too much pentropy today at this office.
I was going to send you the damn check but...this damn pentropy....
percussive maintainence
The suprisingly successful technique of trying to fix something by hitting it.
The TV wasn't working, but I did a bit of percussive maintainance on it and now it's fine.
phoon
one who stands on one foot in a running-like pose for photos. to assume the phoon pose
She and her bridesmaids phooned for a great photo.