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vriad_lee ([personal profile] vriad_lee) wrote2006-04-13 05:47 pm
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Now and then, a graduated cylinder over the pine cone finds subtle faults with an accidentally childlike nation. Furthermore, some class action suit hesitates, and the canyon trades baseball cards with a steam engine. Most people believe that a freight train often gives secret financial aid to a dreamlike earring, but they need to remember how barely a judge hibernates. A moldy paper napkin takes a coffee break, or the most difficult scythe ignores a crank case.

A spider competes with the traffic light. A cosmopolitan fundraiser accurately gives a pink slip to a scooby snack related to a burglar. Most people believe that an often so-called cargo bay gives lectures on morality to the senator over a globule, but they need to remember how accurately a surly chess board trembles. A South American avocado pit hesitantly goes deep sea fishing with the snooty hydrogen atom.

Furthermore, the blood clot prays, and the tomato derives perverse satisfaction from the fire hydrant. When you see a steam engine, it means that a mastadon living with the asteroid hesitates. When a feline mortician is pompous, the usually flabby cyprus mulch accurately shares a shower with a warranty. Indeed, a grand piano teaches a tuba player around a canyon. When you see a twisted turkey, it means that a greedily fractured tuba player returns home.

Marlon

[identity profile] livingvodou.livejournal.com 2006-04-14 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe the kids at MIT who thought up the bogus paper generator for making up submissions for academic conferences made one for creative writing as well.

http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/

[identity profile] vriad-lee.livejournal.com 2006-04-14 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
and that's what it was buried under:

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[identity profile] livingvodou.livejournal.com 2006-04-14 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That's really funny.